I seem to have a lot of things to say today, so I'm going to post them here instead of my facebook so my friends won't get sick of me.

1) I went to the dentist yesterday and I ended up having a very numb bottom lip. Well, as a result I accidentally bit said lip and now it looks like I was in a fight. This would be a very good cover up if I was in a Fight Club. Not saying that I am. That would be breaking the first rule, and the second one or that matter.

2) I was thinking about colleges today. Is it bad that a major factor of the decision is the comedy scene of the town the college is in? Looking hard at LA schools because then I could go to comedy shows at UCB and Nerdmelt and see Web Soup tapings. It's probably not good that this influences me as much as it does since I don't, at this point in time at least, aspire to be a comedian or comedy writer or any thing of that sort...


3) Having bangs makes the raising one eyebrow thing very ineffective. I lead such a difficult existence.

4) I've been using parentheses too much lately and am making an effort to stop (starting now (no, now (now...?))).